Over 102783
motifake

Ye Demotivational Poster


YOU COULD BE IN SLAYER - and your teenage daughter will still think you're lame


TAGS: slayer lame
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by swampy

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 4:57 pm
Very true.
TheSanityInspector - May 2, 2013, 10:07 pm
RIP to Jeff Hannemann.
IceAngler - February 7, 2013, 1:04 pm
RAINING DEATH... one sec guys, my kids teacher is calling.
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:22 am
So very True!!!! LOL
Reality Lord - September 30, 2012, 6:09 pm

hmmm....looks vaguely familiar
maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:53 pm
Thanks.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:55 am
mao--one of THE best metal bands. EVER.
TheSanityInspector - September 29, 2012, 2:07 pm
This is the funniest Motifake I've seen all month. Well done, sir...well done!
maoworks2 - September 26, 2012, 8:30 pm
Who Is This ?


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.


TAGS: 007 goldeneye n64
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by IDK MY BFF JILL

DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 3:52 am
AAAAAAHH I can't UNSEE it!!!
Sidahan - March 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
@homer: Indeed. some people here seem to suffer from partial blindness or just have bad anatomic knowledge
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:39 pm
Wow. lmfao!
homer - October 17, 2008, 7:00 am
its his hand on the ppk
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
I'm still laughing even after five minutes! That's the goofiest looking thing in the world!!! Who knew they'd use such weird design?! I'll never see Pierce Brosnan the same way again!


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year ***k clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


RESPECT IS A TWO WAY STREET -


TAGS: respect reap what ye sow
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - September 21, 2011, 11:11 am
thx.. and you are right about the hate side
mariand - September 21, 2011, 2:34 am
Nice...this may be true also for hate.
house - September 20, 2011, 11:22 pm
simple yet effective. Nice one Airman 5L


WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, d***it, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary f***!


Old Players -




PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




MEMENTO -


TAGS: death eye life b***erfly skull
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 2, 2012, 8:52 pm
thanks guys
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:40 pm
Nice one gas. 5L
forseti - August 2, 2012, 1:34 am
Great! 5L
gas - August 1, 2012, 10:31 am
ahaha.. "fact 99: buy permanent marker" xD. thanks for the comment Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:57 am
Creepy nice, gas….ugh, the movie…kept going ‘What?’…then I started writing stuff on my arm….


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul




PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.


A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on *** at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on ***. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


YOU DO REALIZE - That this means war.


TAGS: cat annoyed war
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

Lavinator - April 14, 2012, 1:17 am
Such a great look...
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:25 pm
You're not supposed to get it wet or feed it after midnight
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:38 pm
(carebear BANNED)


THANKSGIVING -




EYE EXAMS -


TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


SPEAK SOFTLY - and carry a big stick.... And a Hyena. A Hyena would probably help too.




HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by MustyK

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


SLAYER -


TAGS: slayer greg gutfeld nickelback sucks
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

rudeboy308 - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
Thanks. It's from his intro to his "Red Eye" interview of guitarist Kerry King. I've been a fan ever since high school in the late 80's.
zdanny - July 7, 2011, 11:09 pm
100% Agreed


2015 -




I'M STRONG TO THE FINISH -


TAGS: popeye kitty
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:51 pm
I've always thought it was "Strong to the finich!" I guess I never have been a good listener!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:40 am
Very cute!
CleverUserName - May 13, 2011, 12:28 am
I'm Popeye the Sailor Cat -Mew Mew-


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


PETS -


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


10 years of Motifakin -


TAGS: 10 years motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pieman

pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!


true love -




THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM


TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sho

marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
Thx.
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

fantastic
Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm

nice


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




MISADVENTURE -


TAGS: fun games lose eye
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Greeny - September 24, 2011, 1:44 pm
The fun, and then the cool


WITH ALL DUE RESPECT -


TAGS: sir yes sir
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 11:15 am
20 below zero... must be springtime.. TAB FTW
Jmac0585 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
With all due respect sir, how do you think I got here?
Doog - April 1, 2010, 2:06 pm
..and the commander said, "Keflavik Naval Air Station"
frixxxx - April 1, 2010, 1:43 pm
Love it - 5L From a fellow airman.
pieman - April 1, 2010, 1:16 pm
Oh if only I could have had that conversation with somenoe when I was cleaning out the inside of the **** tanks. 5L


DEMON CATS -


TAGS: cats demon eyes door
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?


HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!


TAGS: new years
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by barry forton

barry forton - December 30, 2008, 12:33 pm
Drop one for me dude!!
Bob Chin - December 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Yeah Barry, if I awake to see myself lookin like Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker slippers, I'll Know the 'cid is still working.


COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.


TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Todd M.

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am
lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am
didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am
It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am
Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am
agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am
man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am
Thanks?
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am
OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am
good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm
Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.
mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
It was sarcasm, mooooo.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: and happy new year
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 12:28 am
I gotta say, this is adorable.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 5:37 pm
Well the parents petting is how they ended up with a child. It always starts with the heavy petting...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:12 pm
"pet the parents" Ok....They might not be OK with that...JK!
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:33 pm
pet not bet
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
bet the parents of this kid are the same people that spends $3,000 to bring in a bet phycologist to figure out why the dog is depressed
Sean - December 27, 2010, 3:08 pm
KID FINGERS nom nom nom
pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:39 am
so cute. we better call the RSPCA
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
Such a happy dog. 5L
Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 4:57 pm
5Ls I can't not laugh when I look at this picture.


MY HOW TIME FLIES -




RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ...bull ride YOU!




MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours


TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!


LOVE -


TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm
well done...


THE SPLATS -


TAGS: yes how awesomely attractive
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

tellitlikeitis - April 16, 2011, 8:19 am
Love this one... too funny CBaked. 5 L's.


VEGANS ARE SNEAKY BASTARDS. -


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by timmey

falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


INSANITY - this guy is the master at it


TAGS: eye
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by shadow

rerun - February 12, 2010, 6:52 pm

I so enjoy yanking your chain
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 6:34 pm
I wasn't trying to bait you. Just making a Beer Fest reference. Don't be so sensitive! lol If it helps, you can make redneck jokes about me...me being southern and all.
rerun - February 12, 2010, 6:00 pm

If you are trying to bait me, keep trying
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:49 pm
It's Sasuke from Naruto...but I don't get the caption, except...he does look f***ing crazy in that picture...and he has the eye of the Jew.
rerun - February 12, 2010, 5:45 pm

no idea what this poster is supposed to be about.
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:44 pm
Holy ****! He has the eye of the Jew!


MY CUSTOM KEYBOARD - Culinary keyboard... It has one feature yours doesn't Jealous?




GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?


TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by JackFace

DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool


PRAYERS - bring us all together




INSOMNIA -


TAGS: insomnia ak can t sleep eye
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Arrogant Knight

TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:04 pm
Bump from the past.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 10:18 am
Too late, 3hrs of sleep a night for the last 2 weeks. I'm starting to think that Ubi is the pinnacle of tv programs.
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:14 am
It meant "Stay the f*ck away or it'll consume you too" ...Seriously, run.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:13 am
hahaha "INSOMNIA" kinda meant "SEARCH IT AND ADMIRE IT NEWB" to me...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 10:12 am
Gave me a chance to 5 it. I was sure I had voted on this one before though.....
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:11 am
I didn't ask you to go and dig it up.. God dammit, now it's in my head vividly. Thanks a LOT.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am
oh and gave yah a 4
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am
Yeah... It's kinda creepy... I sleep like a dead rock though
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:18 pm
Zzzzzzzz...what? huh? whozat? Zzzzzzzzz...
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:21 am
Anyone who wants to do a true demot right, can learn a lot from this one. The color of the text. The length of each line. The simplicity of the over all format. If you've had a serious case of insomnia, you'll want to pummel AR for doing this one.


IN OTHER NEWS... -


TAGS: yep it s about time
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:07 am
They're just gun dealers flown in for the occasion...(just go with it)
Johny2456 - July 21, 2011, 3:13 am
I'd say, they're czech. We have same uniforms and the last weapon to the left with wood body is actually a czech SMG valled Vz.58 ...
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:08 am
Because I was in the US army and stationed in Germany for 2 years. I met alot of the German Soldiers and saw their uniforms ALOT!!!
internetninjaII - July 20, 2011, 8:34 am
How can you tell?
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:02 am
Those soldiers are from germany btw


use a sober driver -


TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


ALONE -




OTAKUPHOBIA - An irrational, intense, or persistent fear of anime, manga, and all otaku fandom.




ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!




LOVE IS BLIND -




LEFT TO RIGHT, MAYAN WARRIOR, AZTEC EAGLE WARRIOR. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK. -


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


STRIVE FOR MORE EDUCATION. - Enough with sit and roll over. Now teach me to kill.


TAGS: pomeranian education redeye satanic fluffball
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by rachelhorses123

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
Looks like it could be a T unit put out by Cyberdine to spy on the humans


EYEBROWS -


TAGS: eyebrows beauty men women fake
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by msf

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 8:22 pm
I disagree. There are few things more unattractive than bushy eyebrows on a pretty face. It's the fingernails that I can't understand them putting so much time into.


PRIORITIES - While you were reading the above 20 kids died from malnutrition in Africa


TAGS: yes you
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:12 pm
Incidentally, being a janitor once and cleaning both men's and women's restrooms, I've noticed that women use the "under" and men use the "over." but is it something that needs to be debated? Not at all.
blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
So, what's your point.
NinjaWithCHeese - February 9, 2012, 7:19 am
good, they'd just take up the recourses we need to figure there burning questions out
gas - February 6, 2012, 12:49 pm
good one. we really live in a world where you may find entire debates around the most insignificant bull****
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:24 pm
Over. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation


LAWYERS - How will the world be without them?




SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".




"IT COULD BE WORSE" . . . - I WAS REPLACED BY A BATTERY OPERATED DEVISE! "PLEASE HELP"!


TAGS: cgi vib***** unemployed sign battery
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by marms

marms - July 17, 2012, 6:49 pm
Yes, I mess up. Thanks
Iconoclast - July 17, 2012, 6:43 pm
Good, but I think you meant "device" - one letter difference really changes the meaning.


EMERGENCY EYE BLEACH - What is seen cannot be unseen UNTIL NOW!!!! New Emergency Eye Bleach for the really bad memes




REALIZATION - Realization That you've got no job, no new Death Star apartment and you're a terrible shot. Oh, and the remote needs batteries.


TAGS: star wars storm trooper job realization unemployed
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

theoneandonlybabiegurll - October 18, 2010, 6:11 pm
ok wow i mean i new u liked star wars but really lol


1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.


TAGS: fireworks pet hyena mexico africa
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am
i wish i had a pet hyena


LOVE IS BLIND -




WHILE THE CAT'S AWAY - Mice play special ops spy games.


TAGS: cats mice games players
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 25, 2015, 11:53 pm
Could you send your cat over here...mouse overload!
nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 4:06 pm
My cat rush in mark and execute all the mice! Click, pew, pew, pew, slash!
MissPriss - June 17, 2012, 2:52 pm
Thanks ugh!
ughomer - June 17, 2012, 9:17 am
GOOD ONE, MISSPRISS
MissPriss - June 11, 2012, 10:38 am
Is that your time or mine? Thanks cynic!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2012, 12:59 am
This motifake will 5elf-destruct in 5 seconds.


when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


CATS -


TAGS: cat eyes secret
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:49 am
D@mn! And I thought my cat wa5 creepy. We're missing the point here, Sho. You owe me a clean pair of pants.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:44 am
Creepy, love it!


HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.


FOREST SPEYER - Not quiet as smart as Forest Gump


TAGS: speyer gump forest
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Lkennedy

emperorche - March 23, 2010, 3:16 pm
Alert the spelling nazi's


MEMORIES -




2ND HONEYMOON -


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.


1910 -


TAGS: 100 short years
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.


BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


Serial Toe Licker -


TAGS: licking crazy cross eyed
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by John

Hector - June 26, 2009, 1:16 pm
It's not the toes I like so much, it's the spaces in between.


THE ROCK - HAS COME BACK TO MOTIFAKE!




EQUIPMENT CHECK -




THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!


RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.




HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


HE-MAN NAZI -


TAGS: he man nazi cross eyes wytch
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Wytch

CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:24 pm
I had never seen him that way before.lol
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 9:22 pm
I agree with nj35, that doesn't look like a swastika.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:32 pm
The Iron Cross, is not a Nazi sign fail!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
Can't say i looked that closely Forseti but I'll take your word for it. 5 Cringers
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:29 am
you forgot the small p****! 5 Orkos
Wytch - August 9, 2011, 3:04 am
Thanks, I also have the complete series. Geeks unite! lol
Alixian - August 9, 2011, 2:47 am
Genius, absolute genius, I don't know how I never joined the dots on that one, i got the complete series on DVD


BLESS THE SOLDIER... -


TAGS: riflemans creed prayer army military
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.


LAWFUL EVIL - DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS!!!


TAGS: alignment dnd lawful evil military guns shiney eye candy
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by WingerB17

MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:30 pm
Ive sh** people for less. lol jk


YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




JEALOUSY -


TAGS: jealousy eyes imagine
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by gas

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 2:31 pm
5uperb
gas - August 7, 2011, 2:36 am
and imagination has no limits... thx all for the votes :)
tellitlikeitis - August 6, 2011, 10:21 pm
That's life and human nature.... unfortunately.
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 7:30 pm
5weet
mariand - August 6, 2011, 1:53 pm
true 5tory...
Reality Lord - August 6, 2011, 1:10 pm

awe5ome


PRESENTS - One round at a time...


TAGS: santa iraq kurisumasu yeehaa
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by hectorgonzalez

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:57 pm
They shocked Santa's balls!


A BRIGHT FUTURE - This kid is CEO material in the making.


TAGS: 5 year old pwn
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Dangle

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:02 am
..."and do YOU know that your mom can read this chatlog later?" "o****"
shinigami_cav - May 17, 2010, 1:42 pm
jajajajajajajaja is the only i can say


WAR - One of the only places on Earth where you meet heroes daily. Be nice to everyone you talk to; You might not get to say "Thank-You" or "Good-Bye" later on.




LORD, MAKE MY AIM TRUE -


TAGS: gunslinger prayer
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by jinxguy44

kimo2a - August 28, 2016, 11:09 pm
Dead ones?
EmilioDumphque - October 29, 2015, 5:22 pm
I'd rather be surrounded by my loved ones.


COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.




IN TWENTY YEARS - One of the most frustrating things kids will face is finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken


TAGS: in twenty years screen name
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

calvin5040 - January 27, 2013, 11:16 pm
Some websites are starting to delete 2 year dormit accounts so probably won't happen once most websites start doing it.
forseti - December 19, 2011, 2:26 am
LOL!


ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


AFRICA - You think you're tough?


TAGS: africa hyena hyenas tough you think you re tough
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Bob

DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:09 am
I got $20 on the baboon
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:09 am
I got $20 on the baboon


PLANS FOR THE NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by steve1961

mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:19 am
Cringeworthy awesomeness! I think you might here the dulcet tones in the distance of a similar activity in my neighborhood... 5 L
GaryO - January 1, 2015, 11:34 am
Shyt, steve. Yer knockin' it outta the park!


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: love complexity layers onion divorce
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

huuddathoughtit - June 30, 2011, 3:12 am
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:52 pm
And a positive spin on it-- tears of happiness and freedom!
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Perfect.
AdmiralAckbar - October 19, 2010, 7:01 pm
yepper,says it all.
Neener - October 19, 2010, 1:49 pm
This is a masterpiece!
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:40 pm

argh....my life summed up in one motifake. 5L....with sad realization
Airman - October 19, 2010, 1:05 pm
yep
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 11:45 am
Good one.
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:01 am
5L
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:09 am
Wow, that brought tears to my eyes. 5 Vidalias
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2010, 8:39 am
Beautiful. 5L


MIGRAINE -


TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are ***bIES!!!


PREV PAGENEXT PAGE